If the human brain was simple enough for us to undestand, we would still be so stupid that we couldn't understand it.
::[12_9_03-grayson's note from the future-'If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand, we would make more mistakes like typing 'undestand']::

In a timeline of inifinity, the human race takes up a very small portion of years. Don't you think god would be bored out his mind during the billions of years before and after us!?!?

"EW! I'll have the crab juice!"

Which One?
[coke or pepsi]: Coke, just because it's a rare commodity. My school has been bought by pepsi.
[flowers or candy]: Flowers, because candy makes my teeth feel all weird usually... Well, not that flowers wouldn't...
[scruff or clean shaven]: Are you talking about womens' gentitals? Maybe cats?
[tall or short]: Are you talking about mens' genitals? Maybe top hats?
[what do u notice first?]: Cats with short shaven genitals wearing top hats. Definately.
[last person u slow danced with]: I've never done that before.
[best question to ask]: "Can I have a dollar?", because unlike most questions, the end result can be getting a dollar.

What would one do if they found an unexplained brand new tube of toothpaste on their porch? I was faced with just such a problem today, maybe someday I'll tell you what I did...

Word History: The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, “Flen flyys,” from the first words of its opening line, “Flen, flyys, and freris,” that is, “fleas, flies, and friars.” The line that contains fuck reads “Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk.” The Latin words “Non sunt in coeli, quia,” mean “they [the friars] are not in heaven, since.” The code “gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk” is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields “fvccant [a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli.” The whole thus reads in translation: “They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge].”

I hate that stupid ass "Go Ask Alice" book. You know that one that is supposed to be the dairy of some anonnymos 15yr old drug user? It's just written by some right wing propagandist who writes a whole bunch of books that are "annoymus diarys". Such as "Nancy's Child" on teen pregnancy, or "Jay's Journal" on santanic worship of all things. The cover of that book freaks me out though. I'll give it that. And that it's name is cool, which was taken from the Jefferson Airplane song "White Rabbit" (or for all you punks, you might be more familiar with the Damned's version which appears as the last track on Machine Gun Etiquette).
http://lookinside-images.amazon.com/Qffs+v35leqdeuofrMpJ38IAJp4C0URUGvsgM5fYLUPvkmXn52Z/CBjBsdPN+sI2yGtV+DNXXMU=
::[12_9_03-grayson's note from the future-The book being a fraud was brought to my attention by Kevin]::

You know how words in other languages sometimes sound funny or weird to us? It's weird to think that that is only because of all the feelings OUR language gives us subconciously. That is to say, the weird sounding French word (for example) would be weird sounding to English speakers, but not Spanish speakers.

Davey Havok (of AFI) is starring in his own movie!
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/174506.1020.A.jpg

I know where my next $5 are goin...
http://mglory.org/images/snot.jpg
http://mglory.org/images/condom.jpg

Coincidences?:
Is it a coincidence that every super-natural being (God) worshipped by a culture reflects the ideals and ethics of that culture?
Is it a coincidence that every super-natural being worshipped in a time period reflects the ideals and ethics of that time?
Is it a coincidence that the vast majority of theists inherit the beliefs of their parents?

As you can clearly see, I'm pretty damn lazy lately and havn't posted much. So now I'll do what I did with the 7 sins and put some Q+A on here. It will come in segments.
[my name is]: Grayson Kilmer
[in the morning i am]: A super hero. Or is that at night? Shit, my schedules all screwed up.
[all i need is]: the essentials.
[love is]: good?
[if i could see one person right now]: I'd consider seeing them.
[i'm afraid of]: God's all powerful wrath.
[i dream about]: The other night I had a dream that the Misfits' Crimson Ghost was painted by Cat Stevens!
[pictured your crush naked?]: Well, NOW I have.
[actually seen ur crush naked]: Well, NOW I have... wait, no, no I havn't.
[been in love]: Not yet.
[cried when someone died]: No. And I don't care if they DO rhyme, I still havn't.
[drank alcohol]: Well, yeah... but only cos I know that if it COULD, alcohol would probably drink ME. Hey, survival of the fittest.
[lied]: Yes... (or maybe I havn't and I'm just tricking you... you can't even trust me anymore...)

"Damned Damned Damned" by the Damned, is a Damn good cd.

So, I'm damn sick. It just hit me today, it's like some ill cold shit or somethin. Ugh. Sick.