"EW! I'll have the crab juice!"

Which One?
[coke or pepsi]: Coke, just because it's a rare commodity. My school has been bought by pepsi.
[flowers or candy]: Flowers, because candy makes my teeth feel all weird usually... Well, not that flowers wouldn't...
[scruff or clean shaven]: Are you talking about womens' gentitals? Maybe cats?
[tall or short]: Are you talking about mens' genitals? Maybe top hats?
[what do u notice first?]: Cats with short shaven genitals wearing top hats. Definately.
[last person u slow danced with]: I've never done that before.
[best question to ask]: "Can I have a dollar?", because unlike most questions, the end result can be getting a dollar.