I saw "Reefer Madness" today. A terrible 1930's movie about the dangers of "marihuana". Everything bad that happens to the main character is a result of the laws restricting 'marihuana', not the drug itself. But there is one side character that ends up going 'uncurably criminally insane'... but that's expected, I mean he WAS smoking 'marihuana' afterall.

I just saw the movie "Thirteen". I didn't think it was that great... it was a little too much of a "say no to drugs... and black people" type of movie. It's like if that stupid "Go Ask Alice" book was a movie.

Have You Ever...
[fallen for ur best friend]: Yes I have. SOME FRIEND, psh
[been rejected]: Mos Def (not the rap guy)
[rejected someone]: EJECTED you mean? No... what a random question!
[used someone]: No, what do you take me for
[been cheated on]: I've answered this along time ago, I'm not doin it again! Fool!
[done something u regret]: All the time!

What's up with mirrors!? Why do they look silver!?!? They reflect everything around them without adding any type of tint, so why do they look silver??? That's dag yo.

It's easy to get free plane flights if you want to get into skyjacking.
::[12_9_03-grayson's note from the future-This is an actual quote from the popular how-to book "Steal this Book" by Abbie Hoffman]::

FREE VIDEO RENTALS: You can go and rent a DVD from a rental store (Blockbuster for me) and a lot of the time there is some small scratch, or many small scratches on the DVD. It's more likely to have some scratches if its an older DVD (not in "new releases"). The scratches usually don't effect the DVD much, if at all and you can watch it still. When you are done with the video you can come back and say that "it had scratches on it" they will either assume you couldn't watch it, or ask you more about it, in which case say that it didn't play properly all the time. The customer is always right and you can exchange it for another DVD to rent for free. No Blockbuster (in my case) ID is required in the exchange of the movies, so you can come back and if a different person is there, do it again with the DVD you just got from the last time.

This girl named Robyn, well, what she did was told me to see "House of the Dead" when we were at the movie theatre. Well that movie fucking sucked major ass, we left about halfway through it. Some people say "It was so stupid that it was funny", fuck that, it was way more stupid than that. At some point, things can be so stupid they are beyond sarcastic humor. Man, fuck that movie.

This site is ridiculous! It's a quiz telling you 'what chuck palahniuk novel are you?', but the answers to the questions are so obvious to which book they are. If you read Palahniuk you can see what I mean.
http://quizilla.com/users/pattondome/quizzes/What%20Chuck%20Palahniuk%20novel%20are%20you%3F/

What more is a mythology but a dead religion?

That last one sucked, here's another:

Do You Ever...
[sit on the internet all day waiting for someone special to I.M. you?]: Not since I found out Santa Claus isn't real.
[save aol/aim conversations]: No, but my computer does!
[wish you were a member of the opposite sex]: What? That's fuckin insane. Of course I do.
[cried because of someone saying something to you]: Yeah, this one time Jimmy was like "dude, I'll give you five bucks if you cry right now" and I was all like "dude, ok sweet deal yeah baby" and then I cried. It was a very emotional time for all of us.

It's that time again!...

Who...
[makes u laugh the most?]: Funny people.
[makes you smile]: Jerry Sienfeld, Chris Rock.
[gives u a funny feeling when u see them]: My drug dealer.
[has a crush on u?]: Nobody... Isn't that crazy?!?
[easier to talk to: boys or girls?]: Girls, I'd say.

Fun Fact!
Everthing you love will either reject you or die.

My manta ray is alright. Thanks for asking.

Overheard in class today: "Is that NSYNC?" "No, it's Good Charolette"