Barbershop Joke

The following joke was posted here.
G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, and my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

A lot of people posted comments like "bush rules!" and stuff like that so I added a comment of my own:

nice! i love how the opinions of so many americans are formed by "clever jokes" and misused words like "democracy" and "freedom" instead of reading about actual events, policy and history..... oh yeah, i love how you guys furiously debate over the two mainstream politicians with virtually the same platform and act like they are so different, when in reality the same wealthy elite and corporations fuel both their campaigns and the media networks that pretend there is a real "choice" in the election. the only part of the joke i enjoyed was how they both end up at the same barbershop, because since both politicians are super wealthy demagogues that shamelessly use our tax money to provide them with the utmost care for their precious little lives, they probably WOULD meet at a barbershop. And these pampered individuals wouldn't settle for anything but the most expensive barbershop, they'd see eachother there, share a cigar and laugh about how they are fucking each one of you idiots over while they are getting richer. ;-)