Friday, December 10, 2004

Symantix

(11:03) stonepauper: the symantix are confusing
(11:04) Grayson: symantix?
is that a religion?
(11:04) stonepauper: no
(11:04) Grayson: well, lets start it
(11:04) stonepauper: it's already a taken word
(11:04) Grayson: lets start a new zion to symantia
lets all move there
i'm doing it
are you thinking of "syntax"?
(11:05) stonepauper: yeah
that too
(11:06) Grayson: well i know the word, but not what it means
and you know what it means, but not the word
so together, we are unstoppable
(11:06) stonepauper: it's like gramatical structure
now we both know both
no
wait
not syntax
syntax means like context
i think
(11:07) Grayson: damn
you aren't holding up your end of the bargin
(11:07) stonepauper: the word i was thinking of is semantics
(11:07) Grayson: speaking of zion
(11:10) stonepauper: zion?
(11:10) Grayson: you've brought us back around full circle to my new zion idea
(11:10) stonepauper: oh
(11:10) Grayson: yes, semantics, zion
(11:11) stonepauper: wait if semantics were religous people, wouldn't they worship seman?
(11:13) Grayson: they do
hes what makes em tic
not semantics
semetics
(11:16) stonepauper: oh
(11:16) Grayson: man fuck this english bullshit
(11:16) stonepauper: semites?
like jewish people?
(11:17) Grayson: yes, but semetics isn't a real word
(11:17) stonepauper: might as well be
(11:17) Grayson: semites is a group of people that speak semetics
i'm going straight to the source
i'm callin em the semetics
(11:18) stonepauper: oh
(11:18) Grayson: like when you call english speaking peoples, when you call them "english"
or when you call farsi speaking people "arabs"
see, it all ties together
wait, that was a bad example
how about when you call swedish speaking peoples, "sweedish"
thats a good example
(11:19) stonepauper: i call theme sweedes
(11:19) Grayson: thats a good theme
we should have that theme for our prom
(11:19) stonepauper: yep
(11:20) Grayson: in fact, i think hannes is already pitching that one
(11:20) stonepauper: what is hannes?
(11:20) Grayson: hannes is that sweedish kid from our school!
(11:20) stonepauper: oh
i only know him as "that sweedish kid"
(11:21) Grayson: no no no, we went over that yesterday
he listens to millencolin and his name is Hannes
(11:21) stonepauper: yeah
i got the millencolin bit
i'm not very good with names
(11:22) Grayson: and he said kari was pretty
(11:22) stonepauper: i prefer catchy monikers
(11:22) Grayson: kari is the naked one
(11:22) stonepauper: haha
she sure was
(11:22) Grayson: that was funny
her plan coulnd't have backfired worse
well, unless your CAR backfired
and we were stranded and she was stuck naked in the middle ofnowhere
(11:23) stonepauper: well actually i think she kind of enjoys driving around without clothes on
(11:23) Grayson: thats true
so i guess you could say her plan "fired"
or could you?
(11:23) stonepauper: yeah but not very straightly
(11:23) Grayson: not very straightly indeed
the symantix is a little off

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