New Slang! COLD SLANG!

Alright. So I was walking home from Dions in a t-shirt at night and it was pretty cold outside. I was walking down Central and I passed this homeless man who mumbled "you're gonna freeze to death." This was pretty ironic. I mean, its the first time a homeless man told me that I would freeze to death. This is what inspired my new slang term. "It's so cold outside a homeless man told me I'd freeze to death!" Pretty good eh? Well it gets better. I ended up having to walk back to Dions and actually saw that same homeless man again. Once again he saw me and mumbled "you're gonna freeze to death." So that's how I came up with this new and improved slang: "It's so cold outside a homeless man told me I'd freeze to death..... twice!"