Sunday, July 13, 2003

OK all the sins are over. Now it's time for me to go on about really deep theories and such. Such as this: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? ha, jk. But if you really want to know the answer, I can tell you. The gdamn egg of course. Where else would a chicken come from? It's obvious it came from an egg, hence the egg was first. Now before you go off and whine about how there had to be a chicken to lay this egg, remember that thing they taught you in school called evolution? (By the way, any hardcore conservitive christians out there should stop reading at this point). No chicken laid this egg, but the last animal of the chicken's ancestors did. The animal had DNA just a tiny little bit off from being considered a chicken, but its baby was. There you have it. But for serious, I will try to explain some theories I have soon. Go in peace.

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