MST3K Reviews

I have taken upon the liberty of rating many of the MST3K episodes that I have seen, here are the reviews:

412 Attack of the the Eye Creatures: Yes, there is a typo where there are two 'the's in the actual movie title screen. A highly original (yeah right) 50s movie about aliens coming from outer space. I have yet to finish this one, so I won't rate it yet.

518 Atomic Brain: Early scifi movie that isn't really about any 'atomic brain' but about an old woman who wants to transplant her brain into a younger womans body. 4 stars.

813 Jack Frost: A ridiculous russian movie. It's worth watching just for how ridiculous it is. Some of the jokes are pretty good too, I'd give it 3 1/2 stars.

816 Prince of Space: BNW Japenese scifi film dealing with the prince of space and the evil ruler of "Crank Whore" (Krangor). 50% japenese jokes mixed with 50% miscellanious halarity make it worth 4 1/2 stars.

818 Devil Doll: An english bnw movie about an evil ventriloquist and his dummy. Worth watching just for the movie and the ridiculously random skits of the robots. 3 1/2 stars.

819 Invasion of the Neptune Men: Yet another bnw Japenese movie. Again, get ready for some japenese ridiculing action! It's a lot like Prince of Space mixed with super-man, but not quite as good. 4 stars.

822 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank: Completely ridiculous, drawn out 1984 movie about a man working as a "doppler". I actually didn't finish it cos it was so ridiculous, so I can't say how many stars it gets fairly.

902 Phantom Planet: A great bnw sci-fi movie about a spaceman who travels to another planet to be shrunken down to the scale of the alien inhabitants. One of my favorites. 5 stars.

912 Screaming Skull: My favorite episode. Black and White horror movie about a couple, a skull and a derranged groundskeeper. 5 stars.

913 Delta Knights: This is a fantasy, color film about knights... delta knights to be exact. It's kind of like a modern bad movie about knightdom. Also, there is a guy who looks and sounds just like "Paul" from Spin City. Look for him. I never finished all of this one, so I can't rate it.

1002 Girl in Gold Boots: Color 60s film about drug dealers and go-go girls. It's a pretty swingin movie complete with amazing dance moves. 4 stars.

1006 Boggy Creek 2: A pseudo-horror movie (color) about a a group of students trying to track down bigfoot (pretty much). They also come across the most rednecked man you'll ever see. 4 stars.

1007 Track of the Moon Beast: Color horror movie about a man who ends up with an asteroid in his head. Obviously, he turns into a monster when this happens. 4 stars.

1009 Hamlet: Black and White, German version of the classic "Hamlet". I watched about 10 minutes of this terrible movie before I almost threw up. Maybe I'll finish it someday and rate it.

1011 Horrors of Spider Island: One of my top 3 favorite episodes. BNW horror movie about a group of models and a man who's plane crashes on an island... full of giant spiders! The ditzy blonde jokes are a plenty. 5 stars.

1012 Squirm: Verrry southern horror movie (color) about worms... yes, worms. And a retarded guy... yes, a retarded guy. 3/12 stars.