Friday, August 13, 2004

What Is George Talking About?

OK, could someone please explain to me what the hell our president is talking about in his commercial? He says "I can't imagine the great agony of a mom or a dad having to make the decision about which child to pick up first on September 11"... actually, I think I just figured it out. Maybe he is saying picking them up from school (assuming that they don't go to the same school?). Hey, I am an only child and I wasn't picked up on 9/11! What's the deal? My parents had no great agony making the decision of who to pick up, they never even thought about it! And why would they? Why would you need to pick up your children when something happens that has nothing to do with their school or anything they are involved in. Maybe that's not it at all. Maybe he is saying which one to pick up as in physically. Perhaps, which one to hold in their laps and explain to them the wonders of racism and eurocentrism and how other nations are bad and western nations are good, so good that the bad nations get SO jealous that a few of them decided to go on suicide missions to attack our country just to get their message across: "hey, we are jealous of you! watch how we risk our lives and kill ourselves in order to show you how jealous we are."........ Maybe that's what George was talking about in the commercial. Which child to put in your lap first and explain how simple global conflicts are. Either way, the fact remains that George Bush is a twat. I should add that John Kerry is a twat as well, but at least in John Kerry's commercials you can understand what the fuck is going on and don't have to ponder them for like 13 minutes only to come to the conclusion that our president is a twat and there is no point in listening to him in the first place.

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