Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Movie Review: Tank Girl

I think 'Tank Girl' is easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It has the feeling of a made for TV Disney channel movie, but it's not nearly as good. It's about this girl who is a rebel in a future earth where water is scarce. She is the stupidest girl and is very very annoying. She is like this tiny weird little girl thats all excited and ditzy and dumb about everything and won't shut up! The acting and plot and set and... everything in the movie is off the level. A perfect way to describe the movie would be a cheesy porno flick with all the sex scenes cut out and pictures of comic book strips shown in their place. Another way to describe it would be a cheesy 'No Doubt' music video that is drawn out for a whole hour and 15 minutes or whatever. I really can't understand why this is even a movie. I'm giving it the lowest possible rating of 1 lonely star out of 5.

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