Wednesday, April 21, 2004

I Get Harrassed: By A Porn Star

Vince, Robyn's BF, told me that Robyn and Shannon met some random porn star guy who came up to them at the mall and apparently, he invited them to a party at the Hilton. So later I was talking to Robyn (because she's owed me money for a long long time) and I jokingly said "So I hear Shannon is rising in the porn industry" and Robyn said "lol". OBVIOUSLY it was a joke. Yet Robyn got very mad at Vince and me for talking about it because she doesn't like when people "gossip behind her back" or something. Anyways, I mentioned how Robyn got mad at me and Vince to Colin, who is in my band and is Vince's best friend. Colin already knew about the whole Hilton party thing, and that wasn't the point of what I was telling him anyways. I was telling him it was dumb that Robyn got mad over such a stupid thing. Well, apparently my telling Colin of this got back to Robyn and Shannon which prompted them to harass me. Today in the parking lot of school, they waved me over to their car so they could tell me to quit "going around telling people that Shannon is a porn star". I asked who I was telling that to, and they said "Colin". Which is dumb, because that's not what I told him about, and he knew about the Hilton thing already anyways. I thought this whole thing was very weird that they would get so upset about something so trivial as mentioning that a porn star invited them to a party. That's when I realized it: Shannon actually is a porn star. That's the only reason that somebody would consider the invitation (to Shannon by the porn star to his party) to be top secret information. I explained my theory to Andrew, whole completely agreed:
if i were to jokingly call you a male-giglo to your friend. you wouldnt care...unless you WERE a male giglo, in which case you would get uptight and try to defend yourself and stop any possible 'rumors'.
I think all the evidence is there. The only reason anybody might take offense if you jokingly said "I hear Shannon is rising in the porn industry" is if Shannon was rising in the porn industry. Once you understand this truth, it's obvious to see that she is a porn star.

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